“Wanna Hear A Joke?” Women’s rights

My sleeping pills say don’t mix with alcohol, but drop it in the glass and it dissolves just fine. Doctors think they know everything.

What’s up in the sky, oh so high? A baby falling out of an airplane.

A black guy, mexican, and jew walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Get the fuck out.”

What did the sea say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.

Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So you can tell them apart from feminists.

I want to meet the actors who get turned down to act in infomercials. Then I would ask them how their brother Alec Baldwin is doing.

[a spider watching soccer when someone kicks a ball into the net] hell yeah, now eat it

Unknown person parked their car in my driveway, now it’s my car. That’s how that works, right?

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me… Tesicular cancer