What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you are NOT going to like it as an adult.

There is a blind guy called Miles, what is the name of his guide dog? Roger Daltrey.

Why are gametes best suited to advertising careers? Because sex cells.

I once got diarrhea on a road trip but I went on, undeterred.

What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

What’s the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? One snatches watches…

What do you get if you cross a telephone with a hunting dog? A golden receiver!

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo? A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

I like to shoot at stop signs, especially those little ones on the side of school buses.

Why did EA cross the road? The punchline for this joke is 0.99$