Because of my thyroid condition, my parents made me join a support group as a kid. This one time, at gland camp…

What is brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!

Ad a German i often hear some say we have a bad humor …. last time someone actually told me, he got burned with the other jews telling me. Edit: Damn it phone it is as and not ad ._.

Why do Eyeballs Make Great Comedians? Because they are filled with vitreous humor!

Moss and Algae take a liking to each other. Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks.

Which dog can tell time? A watchdog.

“Can you turn down the radio? I have a phone call that’s going to last the entire car ride.” – The worst people alive

What is Dracula’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.

Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? he’s 0k now.

My surgeon said NO drinking for 24 hours, then we both laughed.