Crime on multi-story car parks, it’s wrong on so many levels.

What do blacks and bicycles have in common? Take off the chain and both stop working. Going straight to hell 🙂

According to Cunningham’s Law, the best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it’s to post the right answer and wait for idiots to tell you you’re wrong.

The best birth control Put a rock in your shoe, it’ll make ya limp

Why did the football team sack the hairy goalkeeper? Because he rarely shaved the balls.

A dick has the saddest life He is put in a dark room, banged againts the walls until it throws up and is unconcious

My spirit animal is this 9 yo, so calm and polite during girl sleepover drama, who just told me “literally, nothing is interesting to me”.

BOSS: It’s come to my attention that you’ve disabled attachments for emails. You have to fix that. BUDDHA: But attachments cause suffering.

Hillary Clinton is in the hospital… She is being treated for third degree Berns.

What is a Yankee ? What is a Yankee? Well, its like a Quicky but your by yourself.