What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ? They both love to scratch and sniff. ^(sorry if it’s a repost I’m not here often)

What do you call 250 dead politicians? A good start.

Recent studies have shown that 63% of women have used vibrators. The other 37% have brand new ones.

A terrible plane crash occurred in Lithuania last week. A two-seater airplane crash landed in a cemetery and exploded. They’ve recovered 300 bodies so far, and they’re still digging them up.

The Three Hole Punch either sounds like an awesome karate move or an awful bedroom experience.

Why is it that whenever you complement someone on their mustache… suddenly she’s not your friend anymore?

What do you call a White Crocodile? A Crocasian

I’m no blood spatter expert, but by the look of this bathroom floor, you’re pulling your tampons out way too fast.

What’s the russian royalty’s favorite type of fish? Czar-dines!

Police: Everything you say can and will be held against you Criminal: Boobs