Whats the difference between 3 big cocks and a joke? Your mom can’t take a joke.

Did you hear about the suicidal dolphin? He lost the porpoise to live.

I finally opened the condom in my wallet and it had a beard.

What’s the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne usually comes on a boy’s face after he hits puberty.

My attention span is shorter than donuts are better with sprinkles.

Revenge is never as satisfying as you’d hope And the cops always come sooner then you expect

My barber just got arrested for selling drugs. I’ve been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber.

Don’t be silly! A kid’s name doesn’t affect the type of person they become. Now come and hold my sweet baby Lucifer Charles Manson Hitler.

Holy crap what a wank… I really took a beating back there.

There’s a book called “Why Women have sex” by Cindy Meston. The author also wrote”Why Men have sex” but I’m guessing thats just a pamphlet.