This joke might take you awhile Pussy! ::snickering:: get it?

If the first piece of advice from any life coach isn’t “avoid bears” you’re being scammed.

What do you call a dead skunk? A stunk. My daughter made this up when she was about 7 years old. I thought it was incredible clever.

Why couldn’t the hipsters save the hippies? They were too far out.

Q: Why do Polish names end in “ski” ? A: Because they can’t spell tobbagan.

Gluten free pizza is like a roller coaster that just goes straight.

Chuck Norris won an award today Kanye West sat politely in his seat.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school? The alphabat.

What did the tomato say to the mushroom? “You’re a fun guy”

Never Never Never tell someone you are patient. They will test you…