The boomerang is Australia’s chief export (and then import)

If I could, I would avoid every conversation by making that beeping truck sound while slowly backing away from people as they approach me.

Where does a Sith Lord do their shopping? The Maul.

Is a red headed Ninja called a Ginja?

Genetically modified fruit never ceases to amaze me. Check out this unnaturally large melon. Ah, it’s not a melon. It’s a grape.

What is the difference between American teenage girls amd Muslim teenage girls? (Offensive) American teenage girls get stoned BEFORE they have sex.

Knock Know? Whose There? Letm. Lemt Who? Let me in please

What do you get when you mix blood and piss? Bliss!

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur with vertigo? Falloffalottapuss

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie? because Ken always came in another box.