Windows: “You may be the victim of software counterfeiting” no Microsoft,it is you who is the victim of software counterfeiting here, not I

Talking shoes What did the shoes say to the capri pants? “What’s up britches!” What did the shoes say to the black underpants? “Whassup my knickers?”

Favorite Cheese What is a mathematicians favourite cheese? Dairylea Cheese Right Angles

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Boiler ! Boiler who ? Boiler egg for four minutes !

How do you kill vegetarian vampires? With a steak to the heart.

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese

Wow The Middle East Certainly knows how to Commemorate International Women’s Day They let them get stoned.

Before you decide to tell a woman she should go get herself “dolled up,” remember, Annabelle & Chucky are dolls.

Lil’ Wayne looks pretty good for a scarecrow that is being eaten from the inside out by bats.

What does Mario wear? Denim denim denim