It’s disturbing that when we see a man’s mustache fall off we assume it’s an identity theft situation and not a medical emergency

Why did the werewolf become a proctologist? He only has to work on full moons

When math majors graduate, do they get degrees or radians?

Deja Moo: The feeling that you’ve heard this bull before.

What do you call a cat in love? Romeow

What’s the most scandalous of the wonders of the ancient world? The Colossus of Scrotes.

Why don’t boxers have sex before a fight? Because they don’t like each other.

People who say they don’t know how to lie are lying.

Did you hear about the kidnapping down the street? His mother wouldn’t wake him until 3.

Q: What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo? A: A buffaloaf.