Learning how to break wooden boards in karate is important in case you ever get in a fight with a house.

I was browsing sex toys online today and was shocked to find out how much all of my wife’s vibrators cost… She’s sitting on a small fortune…

A hooker is a lot like a Christmas gift… It’s fun to unwrap, but you never know what you’re gonna get.

Buy one annoying person, get two free! – In-laws

What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs? A condescending con, descending.

What do you MEAN there are no food trucks named “Nom Chompsky”?!

If my African American father had an Asian name It would be So Long

I remember the last thing my nan said to me before she died. “What are you doing in here with that hammer?”

What’s the abominable snowman’s favourite food? Spag-yeti.

What do you call a seagull by the bay? A bagel.