Girl can I ask you a question *gets down on one knee* would you like to make $8,000 a week working from home

What’s the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug? One is a free throw, and the other is a flea ‘fro.

A dyslexic walks in to a bra

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How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ? Terrier-fied !

“Careful, there’s poop on the dance floor.” – how ballet was invented.

What’s the worst part about being gay? You cant think straight.

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.

Guys that work at animal shelters get all the bitches.

How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !