A mobster killed an Irishman with a porcelain doll He was accused of knick-knack paddy whack

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal? He couldn’t swallow his pride.

The only thing worse than a woman who’s completely lifeless in bed.. .. Is getting caught with the body

I’m not a discriminatory person, and I’ll say it again : It doesn’t matter for me if you’re gay, bi, trans, black or normal.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse? I don’t know, that’s why I’m asking you.

5 female pigs + 5 male deer What do you get when you have 5 female pigs and 5 male deer? 10 sows and bucks (say it out loud)

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

The doctor told me I had Parkinson’s…. I decided to just shake it off.

Jokes on you! For clicking to see what was written here !!!!!!

College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they’ll send your kid back.