something we all think is funny. Everybody thinks a pussy fart is funny, right?

Good chance of showers today. — Bathroom Forecast.

What did the redditor say when he opened his package from the UniBomber? Wow, I did not expect this post to blow up

Doctor Doctor I’m having trouble with my breathing. I’ll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!

I’m really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y I’ll show myself the door.

Good Anatomy or Digestive System Joke? I need a good joke for my T shirt design for my Anatomy class. Anyone have any good jokes. thanks (school apprpriate please)

Q. What’s the difference between ‘weather’ and ‘climate’? A. You can ‘t ‘weather’ a tree but you can ‘climate’!

COMMENCE ANNIHILATI… Sorry, wrong notes, that’s tomorrow’s speech. Here’s the right one: You have nothing to fear from Project Omega …

If I looked down and saw Steve Buscemi between my legs, I’m pretty sure I’d think I was having a miscarriage.

Don’t forget to sacrifice your own personal goals to live up to someone else’s expectations today!