What’s the difference between an erection and a Camaro? I don’t have a Camaro….

Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert

Cell phone, I don’t know why you keep capitalizing TEQUILA but I like the way you party.

Why did Donald Duck break up with Daisy Duck? Turns out she was a quack whore.

There’s a lot of pretty woman at spring because during other seasons you appreciate them with your brain.

A new sickness has been found and researchers report it infects only the nose. According to them, this is a full-blown disease.

Who is the most trustworthy lover? Shakira. Her hips don’t lie.

What did the polite gay man say to the other man when he left the bar? Please allow me to push in your stool sir.

Every video my wife has taken with her phone has me in it saying, “Are you taking a video?”

We get it, Charmin. Bears love to shit.