How do you pick up older Spanish women? Hola Seniority

Doc, I can’t stop singing… “Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’.” He said: “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.” “Is it common?” I asked. He replied, “It’s not unusual.”

I’ve lost most of my hearing, but it’s okay because it turns out the only thing people say to me is “nothing, nevermind.”

Life is too complicated in the morning.

Shortest Joke I’ve Ever Heard; Dwarf shortage.

What do a democratic Asian and a gay guy have in common? They both love an erection

A penguin walks into a bar and asks “Has my brother been in here?” And the bartender says “I don’t know. What does he look like?”

If a women regrets her decisions and a man never regrets his. Then what happens to the transsexual?

What man knows the way to a girl’s heart more than any other? A surgeon.

I tattooed the word “WINNER” on my forehead in case I meet anyone new and they have any doubts