You know what gets me down? Elevators.

How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can’t claim God did it.

Sean Connery walks into a library and asks for a book on solo photography. “Shelf E,” replied the librarian. “Aye that’s the one,” said Sean

a fruedian slip is when you say one thing. . . . when you’re thinking of a mother.

How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood? His hand caught on fire.

I recently joined a nudist colony.. The first week was the hardest

Contrary to common belief, only 5.7 million Jews were killed during the Holocuast, for you see… the Nazis were known for rounding them up.

Q: What do you call a slow hurricane? A: A slowicane.

What’s something that the inventor doesn’t want, the buyer doesn’t use, and the user doesn’t know about it? A casket

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? Not all men.