Why do inquisitive peppers annoy people? Because they get jalapeno business.

Damn girl, are you damn girl? Because damn girl

[NSFW] Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong socks

“Is my butt is too big?” my girlfriend asked, staring at her reflection in the mirror. Sensing a trap, I fell to the ground and played dead.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Bees aren’t disappearing. Trump has been secretly deporting them because he thinks pollination is a hoax created by the Chinese.

‘Pardon my French’ -People who you would never pardon and who don’t know any French

Why are magicians always sad? Because everything they have disappears

Nobody’s gonna believe this, but I just saw a 20 something year old white girl without bangs.

Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.