Once you’ve seen one shopping center… you’ve seen the mall

Did you hear the one about the Mexican train bandit? He had locomotives.

There are tons of girls in my software engineering class… …just not very many of them.

my Playstation got stolen… i have no one to console me.

Why do Jew like to watch porn in reverse? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.

Dove: Dad, what’s my name mean? Me: It’s the symbol for love Swallow: What about mine? Me: Umm, true love.

What was the only thing missing from phil hughes’ last innings???? -a duck

What do Jewish pedophiles say? “Hey kid, want to buy some candy?”

When is it too cold to build a snowman? When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark.

Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America? Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.