A magician walks down the street and turns into a bar. Voila!

Nephew just whispered something into a Cadbury Easter Bunny’s ears then broke off its head. I’m sleeping with the lights on.

What’s black, white and red all over? South Africa

Bieber enacts law in Arizona that requires Iron Man to clean up oil spill using an iPad. #help #allmynewscomesfromtwitter

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So a man says to a woman, can I smell your vagina? Horrified, she slaps him and screams “NO”! He rubs his cheek and says, “I guess it must be your feet then.”

Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case.

I’m here to write an article about procrastination Actually I’ll do it later remind me

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ? They wear mittens.

When a guy shaves his head bald and wears a sweatband, the top of his head looks like a stick of roll-on deodorant.