Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor? “STOP RESISTING!!!”

I just broke up with my girlfriend. It’s okay though she said we could still be cousins!

Did the Deer have any doe? he had 2 Bucks

What type of dog suffers from being inbred? A hotdog

Remember when we were all like “FACEBOOK MOVIE WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE?!’

I notice you only call when you want something Person calling: ma’am your bill is 90 days past due

Cop: we know you’re in there. Me in a French accent: I am not ere, I am in France. Cop: when will you be back? Me: je ne comprends pas

Everyone one knows Nissan’s Motorsport brand, NISMO…. But most forget Honda’s brand, HOMO…it’s pretty gay if you ask me…

The scientists have finally found out what a woman wants. But she has already changed her mind.

I submitted X puns to Reddit in the hopes that one would make the front page. No pun in ten did.