When I move, I don’t pack my belongings. Because I live my life outside of the box.

If Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… Did Mary have a little lamb?

My memory is flawless But my ability to recall is not great

First guy to invent a bread bowl was like “I’m gonna rip the top of this muffin & pour soup in it”

One Hundred Metres to the Bus Stop by Willy Makit illustrated by Betty Wont

I may have Alzheimer’s, but at least I don’t have Alzheimer’s!

Angry Birds? Hmmph. In my day we had real entertainment. For instance, have you seen the classic film “The Birds?” It’s about Angry Birds.

MAN: See my tattoo? It says “Only God can judge me.” GOD: That shirt with those pants?

How do you make a dead baby float? Root beer and two scoops of dead baby.

Where do dead people buy their cigarettes? At the coroner store.