What’s the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller? One’s a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

It can not get any worser. So I thought but as it seems I have really weak imagination.

My WWII joke is quite predictable How did Jew Nazi that coming?

Quick Snowden Transition into a woman

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal? A polar bear

Just stopped by my old high school and updated my phone number on all the bathroom stalls.

My life coach told me I was going to be traded at the end of the year.

Me have great grammar… Me learnt everything I know from Sesame Street!

A woman says to her cat “Go and make me a sandwich” The cat says “Me? how?”

What do you call a Jewish minister that barbecues? A Ribeye.