which power ranger is racist? the WHITE POWER ranger

What do you call a bunch of white guys and a one black man Court

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

Got into a car accident with a mobile library before. I’m perfectly fine, but the police really threw the book at me.

Religious differences Judge asks one young couple: The reason of your divorce? Wife: Religious differences! My husband did not recognize that I goddess.

{Police Job Interview} Captain: Go out & kill 5 Blacks, 3 Mexicans & a kitten. Recruit: Why kill a kitten? Captain: You’re hired.

I told my wife I love her like a Brit loves soccer… She looked worried and said, “So you’re going to get drunk and yell at me?” EDIT: correcting auto-correct.

The dinner I ate last night is going to give my grandchildren diabetes.

Remember that guy that told us that he had no asshole? I think he’s full of shit.

I usually hate having long hair But I think it’s growing on me.