A study found that being cool in HS does not lead to being successful. The study was conducted by Moms who mean well but aren’t helping.

If you have sex with a prostitute… …against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Muslims are so open minded when it comes to politics They believe in the separation of church and state !

I’d have sex with you but I’m married… and she’s staring at us right now… quick she looked away!

Iron Man is a super hero… Iron woman is a command.

It’s easy to be with my family because we have so much in common. Like, we all love to look at our phones!!

Blind date I went on a blind date with this girl to a bar and as soon as I saw her I knew what I was going to drink. She ordered juice, I ordered coffee to go.

You know who else has a naughty list? HR

Justin Bieber roast during commercials Holy s**t balls.. what a roast so far. Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off? Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

What do you call a skeleton that been in the snow all night A numbscull