Haters gonna hate. Procrastinaters gonna … get back to you on that tomorrow…

I have no use for this *tosses dictionary out of glass square thing which you can see outside through*

What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby I think I’m falling for you!

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path

What do you say to a person who calls a black fence a gate? No, a fence.

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter? Pebbles!

An Irishman Walks Out Of A Bar

What is a homeless man’s favorite type of music? House music

A sandwich walks into a bar The bartender stares at it blankly and says, “I’m sorry, we don’t serve food.”

Someone stole all the toilets from the local police station Detectives have nothing to go on.