What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back? Imagination

Love is energy over time Because Watt is love?

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive? A Hamburghini.

How do you cut pizza? With Little Ceasar’s.

Bart Simpson’s chalkboard was the original twitter.

Rapture’s tomorrow. Christians will be flying up into the air to meet Jesus. Two words: DUCK HUNT

What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach? A dead one…

What was early man’s best friend? Primates

What do you need to perform a fair test in a mental asylum? A control freak.

Apocalypse cheese I bought some apocalypse cheese. It said best before the end.