I’d love to get in touch with Emilio Esteves. Does anyone have his emailio addressteves?

Your mommas so fat When she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

What has 10 letters and starts with Gas? Automobile

What’s the difference between Sarah Palin’s mouth and her vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded.

Q: What did the carpenters call their brass quartet? A: The Tuba Four

You might be a redneck if… 1. You don’t know the difference between your lawn and your driveway. 2. Watching Jerry Springer reminds you of your neighbors 3. Your family tree is a circle

Newspapers are missing the obvious headline for Target’s Canadian stores closing down… TARGET MISSES THE MARK

I just got a papercut… we’ll just see if I recycle this week… stupid cunt tree.

I worked at a restaurant It didn’t pay much, but at least it put food on the table.

Removing make-up or as I like to say, Resetting face to factory settings.