ISIS “Preventing the theft of unattended baggage since 1989”

I dreamt I was being chased by a bizarre sentence with two poorly distinguished clauses. So I made a mad dash for it.

Which stretches further, skin or rubber? Skin. It says in the bible, Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 10 miles.

long joke incummin (LOL) what do christians and right wingers have in common they cant feel the bern

A thief tripped and fell into wet cement… He became a hardened criminal.

Where does light go to jail? prism

I’m just a girl, with a baseball bat, smashing my internet modem into a gazillion pieces.

What Do You See When Pillsbury Doughboy Bends Over? Donuts

[ENEM] Complete: Hey ________ a) Jude b) I just met you c) There Delilah d) Soul sister e) Hey, you you, I don’t like your girlfriend

If I got a dollar every time somebody called me a racist Black people would rob me