Knock Knock Who’s there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters !

Knock Knock St. Patricks Day edition. Knock knock. Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you would open the door I’m freezing out here!

A scotsman goes to the dentist. Sits down on the seat and the dentist asks “Comfy?” The scotsman replies “Glasgow mate”

They advertise unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks. But I can personally attest that after 9 days Olive Garden asks you to leave.

Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? A: Nothing. He just let out a little wine.

Q: Why do pigs make good spies? A: They’re excellent at going in-hog-nito.

I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live He spends a lot of time on the dashboard.

Hey, are you the bottom of my laptop? Because you’re really hot and it’s making me nervous.

im back with another knee slapper !! “i leterally did nazi see that coming! – an frank funny joke am i righte ??

A man called Knock Knock knocks on a door: Knock Knock. Who’s there? Knock. Knock who? Knock Knock. Who’s there? Knock. Knock who? …