What does a hoverboard and a fat girl have in common? Reddit gets mad when you call them that

Walmart greeter smiled at me. Long story short, the weddings Friday. Everyone’s invited. Except Harold. HE said I’d NEVER find true love.

Where do Grammar Nazis get put on trial? You’re*-emburg ^^^^^^I’m ^^^^^^sorry… **Edit: obligatory second page post. Can’t believe I’m on the second page!**

What is the national sport of North Korea? Ping-Pyong-yang

Have you seen the movie “Constipation”? Of course you haven’t.. it hasn’t came out yet.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers.. If you do find one… What’s your plan?

What do you call a homeless pigeon? A pigeon.

If you say “That reminds me of a good story,” I automatically think “This story’s gonna suck.”

Dogs can’t operate an MRI. But cats can.

I was going to tell a dick joke… But now I can’t seem to ‘member it.