I’m a dad. Here’s my joke: Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub? Because there’s a BartEnder there.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

Ever open a drawer to get something, forget what it was, close the drawer and immediately remember, only to have to open the drawer again?

Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis? Its the only place she can get love.

What’s the worlds most forceful fig? The Fig Newton.

“I don’t want this holiday to end mummy!” “Don’t worry Madeleine, it won’t”

I live in the United States. Upon taking some classes in France I notice a gorgeous bombshell pass me. I check her out hard. I guess you could say I was really studying a broad.

When people with multiple personality disorders are about to die, whose life flashes before their eyes?

UK: We call it “Autumn”, from the French word “Automne”, and later, from the Latin “autumnus”. USA: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAVES FALL DOWN

What do you call a conversation about weed? A diskushion.