What do you call a dark or melancholy verse of text? Poe-etry

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede.

My father was from Iceland and my mother was from Cuba. I’m an Ice Cube.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs? Don’t worry, he’ll tell you.

The Bra Joke A bra walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The barman says “I can’t serve you, you’re off your tits”

Need your help. Give me some bear puns! or I will kill you with my BEAR hands

So we can send men to the moon, but we can’t get a button that let’s us edit a typo on a tweet after its been sent?

Puts fitbit on dogs collar. Throws the ball around. Sits on the couch and eat chips. Wins all the challenges

Two fish are in a tank. After a while one of them asks the other “How do you drive this thing?”

I don’t regret burning bridges. I regret that some people weren’t on those bridges when I burned them.