GIVE ME THE PUNS, ALL OF EM Hit me with your puns reddit

Floyd Mayweather was asked about remarks made by critics on last night’s fight. He said “I don’t tend to read into things”

I probably should’ve said, “Congrats on your 4th child!” instead of “Halfway there, OctoMom”.

I am 20, Male, Dyslexic and love cockporn with lots of butter of course!

I went to see a psychic today She said she was expecting me

What cheese is the most religious? Swiss cheese! (it’s the most hole-y)

Me: Do you have any mini-ipods in stock? Guy: what color? Me: Any color. Guy: We don’t have any. You Sir, have achieved stupid greatness.

I have six words for you.

Why are all early birds Catholics? Protestant birds don’t really want a Diet of Worms.

How come Hitler never went to the movies? Because he could nazi!