If Barry Allen had a restaurant what would it be called? Greased lightning?

[Starwars] How can you tell Luke is Uncircumcised? Because he has Force Kin.

What is long, white, and very sticky? The coming of the Lord!

“Were any famous men born on your birthday?” “No only little babies.”

Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble… You have my Word

A hole in my heart… There’s a hole in my heart ever since Macho Man Randy Savage died a hole that can only be filled if I snap into a slim Jim

McDonalds …closing thigh gaps since 1967.

A man asks his wife “Why don’t you ever tell me when you have an orgasm?” The wife says “I don’t like calling you when you’re at work!”

I don’t think none of Christopher Nolan’s ex girlfriends know how the hell it ended.

What do you call a mentally disabled firefighter? Flame retardant