Milky Way is Snicker’s nut-less, gay little brother.

What’s a Republican’s favorite number? “NEIN!”

wife: Do you want a bowl? me [eating ice cream out of the carton] Why?

Frozen (2013) A young girl spends years in solitude & must plan her parent’s funeral alone because her sister is secretly one of the X-Men

Knock knock! (A joke from my 5 year old sister) Knock knock! Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Don’t cry it’s only a joke! …I got rekt

“Waiter ! Have you got frogs’ legs ? ” “No sir I always walk this way”

Dear Dairy There sure are a lot of cows around here.

THANKSGIVING ICEBREAKERS: (1) Obama, am I right? (2) Ebola, am I right? (3) Was his full name Bugs Bunny or was he just a bunny named Bugs?

im dating: britney spears rn

the umami flavor derives its nam from the phenomnenom of when u taste som realy good soy sauce & it causes u to sassily shout “oo, mami!”