I feel bad for that caveman who invented the wheel because you know his mother-in-law was all “She shoulda married Grog. He invented fire”

When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to bury me So they can let me down one last time

KNOCK KNOCK! WHO’S THERE! ***sombrero **** ^sombrero who,,,? *****SOMBRERO-VER THE RAINBOW****

According to WebMD, people are Sick & Tired of me

I named my dick money… ‘Cause women love to blow it

While it paints me to say this… I’m really not much of an artist.

What has four legs and a cunt halfway up its back? A police horse

how do you call a white racist whitler

What do you call Gumby’s sidekick in Jamaica? Pokemon

Why did the chicken not cross the road? Because it would have been a fowl proceeding.