What are ducks’ favorite drug? Quack.

I don’t think you are stupid. You just have a bad luck when thinking.

We don’t talk about the Duggar family in our house anymore. The subject is a bit too touchy.

A guy walks up to a white girl at Starbucks “Hey girl, Are you Sodium Oxide? Because you’re so basic.”

Why couldn’t the fun guy go in the elevator? There wasn’t mush-room.

Vaccines are an inside jab.

Whats black and screams? Stevie wonder answering the iron!

What is a mother’s favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night.

Currently searching the want ads for a place that will pay a good salary for me to just curl up in a ball and give up.

Why did Churchill always beat Hitler with scissors in rock, paper, scissors? Because he knew Hitler always threw paper.