What’s a toads favorite drink? Croaka-cola

Man walks into a bar… Ouch. Masochist walks into a bar…

*Maintains eye contact with the soccer mom feeding her kid organic kale chips while giving my kid a snickers bar.

No. I’m not pregnant. That’s my liver.

Where do calculus students go when they are sick? To L’Hopital.

If you have rectal cancer and it’s treated with radiation therapy… Is that a Rem job?

He died doing two things he loved: making a toast sandwich and taking a bath

Why did Blackbeard cross the road? To indicate where the treasure is buried.

discontinue use and talk to your doctor if you experience death, as this may be a sign of a more serious condition.

Welcome to the Geology Department Have a gneiss day!