A little girl comes home after school: “Mommy, mommy, someone at school called me a dumb bitch.” “What does dumb mean ?”

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily

Reddit Starts with an R and, Ends whit an E. right?

Did you hear about the guy who kept shooting birds? He was charged with First Degree Burder.

I love my toilet. We’ve been through a lot of shit together.

Q: How do you know when you’re at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.

When I get alzheimer’s I’m going to watch The Sixth Sense like every day.

You know the best part about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off wherever.

Whats the funniest type of bird? Crows! they’re the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

One day my kid will ask me why he’s half human and half final exam