The Whip was especially popular In the 1800’s

why did the orange fail school? It couldn’t concentrate.

If you lose one senses, your other senses become stronger. That’s why people without a sense of humour have such a high sense of self importance

a Mexican, a German, a Muslim and a Chinese walked into a bar… can anyone finish this joke for me? went out with a group of friends, and this literally happened.

Yo mamma Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is “Equator.”

Fun fact: Taking a box of condoms to the pharmacist’s window and asking for the fitting room will get you thrown out of Target.

Instagram would have been a good name for a weed delivery service

Why does a man name his penis? Because he doesn’t want a total stranger making 90% of his decisions.

What does one chauvinist say to the other? There’s a thousand things I’d like to do in my life, and those are just the pretty ones!

What do you call a veterinarian who’s real good at poker? (first post) Ace of spays