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How long is a Chinaman?

Sorry I ate your frisbee bro, I thought it was a tortilla, I like to eat tortillas I find at the park.

If I had no emotions, I don’t know how I’d feel about it.

Don’t call me “Dad”, please call me by my professional title, “Half-Eaten Food Connoisseur Broken Toy Engineer Butt-Wipeologist”.

Jesus take the veal I am vegetarian

Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors? To see the enemies.

A woman is complaining to her neighbor: – My husband is 300% impotent. – A few days ago you told me 100%, not 300%. – Well, yesterday he fell down the stairs, broke his finger and bit his tongue.

Why don’t tornadoes watch Bill O’Reilly on FOXNEWS? -It is a no spin zone

There are three types of people in this world Those who can count, and those who can’t.