A good name for a vintage store would be ‘Pants Dead People Have Farted In’

I hate when all the silverware is dirty and I’m down to using the giant decorative fork that hangs on the wall.

I don’t like Holocaust jokes… I do Nazi why they’re funny, Anne Frankly they’re quite offensive. EDIT: a word

I once overdosed on Viagra. My wife took it really hard.

I just woke up from a 13month coma Just in time to see my wife give birth

Did you hear about the guy who crashed his car into a tree? He wanted to see how much his Mercedes Benz

What do you call the remnants of blown up cheese DeBrie!!

I think God is for the legalization of marijuana. After all, the Bible is full of people getting stoned.

Jury remains deadlocked in the case of Good Times v. Bad Times

Wait. What? You need two people for sex? What does the other one do?