Sad how some stick figures get stuck working the hangman game, while others get to have nice families on the back of SUVs

Why did the eyeglasses model become a beekeeper? He heard that beauty was in the eyes of the bee holder.

What did the priest say to the altar boy who liked chickens Cock-a-diddle-you

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors? If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

What do women and dog-poop have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport? Cross Country.

Is Rick Moranis dead? or just his career?

When your bucket of KFC starts talking about the afterlife, that is some deep fried chicken.

What’s faster, the speed of thought or the speed of light? Neither, it’s diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you’ve already shat yourself.

What do you call fireworks that don’t work? Fireunemployed.