“Are u going to the circus?” is a perfectly good sentence when not used as a follow-up 2 your wife’s question: “how does my make-up look?”

Trump is ordering an investigation into his own claims of voter fraud Can he start with the frauds they keep putting in front of the voters?

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support? Whichever can reduce inflation.

Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how to do it.

[2048] President Khaleesi Smith decrees that the words of the Star Spangled Banner will be changed to “Land of the fleek & home of the bae”

I got fired from my job as a chef for stealing kitchen equipment. … …. It’s a whisk I was willing to take.

So a guy walks into a bar… Ouch.

I asked a guy what his favorite movie was earlier today. And it was not Paul Blart: Mall Cop

How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another women’s lipstick on his knuckles.

When I punish my 16 I don’t take away her phone I take away her charger and then I watch the fear in her eyes as her battery dies. It’s fun