imagime if introverts were as aggresive to extroverts as extroverts r to introverts “why do u hav to socialize” “why dont u stay in” “loser”

Ann! do you remember me? We have so many memories together Ann: **SEGMENTATION FAULT**

Pregnancy tests in movies are so weird… She hands him the test and he stands there holding this stick of pee like it isn’t a stick of pee

I always use a short cut when I’m going to knife fight a midget.

Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? “Genius has its limits.”

I want to learn the Finnish language. But I don’t know where to start.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus? Nailed it.

I’m not that great at origami… I cut corners.

I like my shits like I like my Slavs Squatting.

Practice good oral hygiene by wiping your mouth with toilet paper after talking shit