A Roman walks into a bar and says “Hey Niko! It’s your cousin Roman, let’s go bowling.”

**What do you call it when an asian family has a feud** **LONG** division

Why is a 12oz can of Coca-Cola more popular in St. Paul and Minneapolis than a 2 liter? Because it’s a mini soda.

One did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? The hallway stinks.

Repairing Old Clothes by Fred Bare

Willie saw some dynamite, Couldn’t understand it quite; Curiosity never pays: It rained Willie seven days.

How many cops does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black.

Do you come from heaven? Did it hurt when you landed on your face?

Guys whose fathers left when they were young always complain about how they never had someone to “teach them how to shave” but it’s easy… You start at the ankle and work your way up!

I hate when people ask me what I’m doing in five years… Come on guys, I don’t have 2020 vision.