What do you call a white man surrounded by many black men? A warden

If a girl has magnetic personality and still She can’t attract the desired boy. Then that means the boy has iron deficiency.

men are so polite woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body…. and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

What do you call a racing horse that’s never been groomed? Furlong

How to make $500 fast Attach it to a rocket Credit: 4chan

why did the cookie go to the doctors? … because he felt crumby!

What did Jose name his son? Hose B

If you were transported right now to Mars you should be able to jump 62.5% higher… [anti-joke] But you can’t because you would be dead. No spacesuit = not alive.

Chinese Food: $16.72 Gas to Get to Restaurant: $1.94 Getting Home and Realizing They Forgot One of Your Food Containers: Riceless

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common? Their last hit was the wall