Republican luminary Sarah Palin. If I have to explain then its not funny. If I have to explain then you most likely voted for the Republican luminary Sarah Palin.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a registered six offender.

What’s the difference between a vegetarian and a virgin? A vegetarian doesn’t like meat and a virgin doesn’t know yet if she likes meat or not.

Why should you never play poker with African cats? Because they’re cheetahs.

Proof that getting kicked in the nuts is worse than giving birth. Girls often say, yeah I’d have another baby. Guys never ask to get kicked in the nuts again.

So there were these two extremely saggy breasts…. one looked to the other and said “If we don’t get some support soon, they’re gonna think we’re both nuts!”

“Plagiarism squad reporting for duty sir!” “Copy that”

Life is sexually transmitted.

I was thinking of getting myself Cryogenically frozen but now I have cold feet

What’s the secret to a great joke The timing. The timeing.