I ll see myself out.. Did you know? You can buy a 2 pack of Eminem s for Fifty cent….. It s Ludacris

I like my women like I like my Scotch. Noice.

Sometimes you just need to reach out and touch someone. With a shovel. On the side of the head.

Why is Ronaldo so good at football? Oil of Ole Ole Ole

Marshawn Lynch came back to play for the month of October. Breast Mode

if u don’t like central stations ur gonna HATE grand central station

My lovelife is like a ferrari. I can’t afford it.

Thanks for coming I wonder if a receptionist at a sperm bank has ever used the phrase.

Have you seen the special message written at the bottom of a condom when you roll it all the way out? Me neither..

So bored I just logged into my LinkedIn account.